parents:  in five years you won't even remember his last name
me:  in five years it'll be my last name
parents:  what
me:  what

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

Teacher:  Name one life-changing event
Me:  Finding out about alt+reblog